The Fuck-Drunk Chronicles

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What does it take to attract someone?  Damned if I know.  Aside from sexual availability and an impressive rack I find it difficult to see myself as being in any way desirable.  I am always surprised when someone else finds me sexy because I find myself resolutely lumpish and ungainly.  The fact remains that I’ve never struggled to attract potential bedfellows, both online and in real life.  I choose online for convenience and because it allows me to be incredibly open about what I’m looking for, not because it’s the only route open to me. I suspect the same isn’t true for everyone. What does it take to turn someone off?  Well, I can’t speak for everyone but it takes ridiculously little to turn me off.  My initial attraction is a precarious and fragile thing that requires nurturing, and in the early stages the slightest thing can leave me wincing and leaving a conversation. I had been chatting to N for a little while when we decided to try to meet up.  He was a small town boy w